From Fouts_John/LAG1_jdfouts//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001.lag.mobil.com Fri Oct 24 07:48 GMT 1997 Received: from by laghp001.lag.mobil.com with SMTP (1.37.109.16/16.2) id AA050702884; Fri, 24 Oct 1997 07:48:04 -0100 Return-Path: X-Openmail-Hops: 3 Autoforwarded: TRUE Date: Fri, 24 Oct 97 07:47:57 -0100 Message-Id: Subject: FW: [Fwd: (none)] (fwd) Sender: Fouts_John/LAG1_jdfouts//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001.lag.mobil.com From: O'brien_Gary/LAG1_gxobrien@laghp001.lag.mobil.com To: gxobrien@laghp001.lag.mobil.com Status: R Content-Length: 4656 Item Subject: Forward Message comment Forwarded from OpenSnail: ....................................................................... FROM: Fouts_John/LAG1_jdfouts@laghp001 TO: O'BRIEN_GARY/LAG1_GXOBRIEN//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001 ....................................................................... TO: FOUTS_JOHN/LAG1_JDFOUTS//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001, Henderson_Ralph/dal9_unix////////HPMEXT1/rhenders#a#apsc#f#com@laghp001, HOOKER_ANDY/DAL11_ATHOOKER//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001, Nathman_Eric/dal9_unix////////HPMEXT1/eric#095#nathman#a#ftw#f#paging#f#mot#f#com@laghp001, Orange_Vernon/dal11_unix////////HPMEXT1/vorange#a#mail#f#arco#f#com@laghp001, PAUL_JOE/DAL11_JBPAUL//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001, ROFHEART_DOUG/DAL9_DHROFHEA//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001, SETTERDAHL_STEPHAN/STV1_SISETTER//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001, VAUGHAN_LEE/ABZ1_RLVAUGHA//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001 ....................................................................... TO: NATHMAN_NEAL/DAL11_NJNATHMA//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001 FROM: clw2/dal10_mime////////RFC-822/clw2#a#emsadm#f#psu#f#edu@laghp001 ....................................................................... > > >SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY GROSS BUT LOTS R FUNNY! ENJOY AND HAVE A GOOD >DAY. k > > >> >>1. What do jello and a woman have in common? >> >> >> >>They both wiggle when you eat them. >> >> >> >>2. What is a Yankee? >> >> >> >>The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. >> >> >> >>3. What do women and condoms have in common? >> >> >> >>They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis. >> >> >> >>4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing? >> >> >> >>Odor eaters >> >> >> >>5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? >> >> >> >>Lickalotopuss >> >> >> >>6. Why do men name their penis? >> >> >> >>They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of >> their >> >>decisions. >> >> >> >>7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? >> >> >> >>Snowballs. >> >> >> >>8. What does a rooster have that a man wants? >> >> >> >>A hard pecker. >> >> >> >>9. What kind of bees give milk? >> >> >> >>Boo bees >> >> >> >>10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as? >> >> >> >>Speed bumps >> >> >> >>11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? >> >> >> >>They both like a tight seal. >> >> >> >>12. What is the difference between Olympic swimmers and Olympic >> divers? >> >> >> >>Mark Spitz and Greg swallows. >> >> >> >>13. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven? >> >> >> >>If it were more, it would be Hell. >> >> >> >>14. What is the first symptom of aids? >> >> >> >>A heavy pounding in the rectum. >> >> >> >>15. What has three teeth and sixty feet? >> >> >> >>The front row at a Willy Nelson concert. >> >> >> >>16. What is the new gay Internet address? >> >> >> >>c : enter >> >> >> >>17. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? >> >> >> >>They're right! We do taste like chicken! >> >> >> >>18. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? >> >> >> >>The balls are just for decoration. >> >> >> >>19. What did the banana say to the vibrator? >> >> >> >>What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME! >> >> >> >>20. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning? >> >> >> >>They have no balls to scratch >> >> >> >>21. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? >> >> >> >>Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken. >> >> >> >>22. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? >> >> >> >>About three inches. >> >> >> >>23. How do you make a hormone? >> >> >> >>Don't pay her. >> >> >> >>24. What do you call a gay dinosaur? >> >> >> >>Megasorass >> >> >> >>25. Why did God give women legs? >> >> >> >>So they don't leave slug tracks. >> >> >> >>26. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? >> >> >> >>One..Men will screw anything >> >> >> >>27. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery >> bag? >> >> >> >>One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play >> with....the >> >>other is used to carry groceries. >> >> >> >>28. What is the mating call of a blonde? >> >> >> >>"I'm sooooo drunk!" >> >> >> >>29. What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? >> >> >> >>Oh look! Doughnut seeds! >> >> >> >>30. What does a blonde put behind her ears? >> >> >> >>Her legs. >> >> >> >>31. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull? >> >> >> >>Your last blow job....ever! >> >> >> >>32. What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass? >> >> >> >>A mechanic. >> >> >> >> >> > > Colleen Swetland Office of the Dean 116 Deike Building College of Earth and Mineral Sciences Penn State University (814) 863-4667 From Fouts_John/LAG1_jdfouts//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001.lag.mobil.com Fri May 29 17:28 GMT 1998 Received: from by laghp001.lag.mobil.com with SMTP (1.37.109.16/16.2) id AA137236497; Fri, 29 May 1998 17:28:17 -0100 From: Fouts_John/LAG1_jdfouts//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001.lag.mobil.com Return-Path: X-Openmail-Hops: 3 Autoforwarded: TRUE Date: Fri, 29 May 98 17:27:59 -0100 Message-Id: Subject: Some of these are bad....and some are repeats To: gxobrien@laghp001.lag.mobil.com Status: R Content-Length: 3989 FROM: FOUTS_JOHN/LAG1_JDFOUTS//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001 TO: GRADY_PAT/LAG1_PAGRADY//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001, HASSALL_ADRIAN/LAG1_AMHASSAL//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001, JACKSON_AL/LAG1_AMJACKSO//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001, jim@multi-links.com, MARDAL_PIOTR/LAG1_PXMARDAL//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001, O'BRIEN_GARY/LAG1_GXOBRIEN//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001, PROSSER_REX/LAG1_RMPROSSE//US/MOBIL/BB2@laghp001 ....................................................................... TO: PAUL_JOE/DALLAS_JBPAUL//US/MOBIL/BB1@laghp001, HOOKER_ANDY/DALLAS_ATHOOKER//US/MOBIL/BB1@laghp001, SIMS_LYNN/NEWORLNS_TLSIMS//US/MOBIL/BB1@laghp001, FOUTS_JOHN/LAG1_JDFOUTS@laghp001, ROFHEART_DOUG/DALLAS_DHROFHEA//US/MOBIL/BB1@laghp001, tdsjr7661/UNREG_USER//US/MOBIL/BB1@laghp001, rhenders/UNREG_USER//US/MOBIL/BB1@laghp001, vorange/UNREG_USER//US/MOBIL/BB1@laghp001, eric#l#u#r#nathman/UNREG_USER//US/MOBIL/BB1@laghp001 ....................................................................... ---------------------- Forwarded by Neal Nathman/Dallas/Mobil-Notes on 02/16/98 12:45 PM --------------------------- clw2@emsadm.psu.edu on 02/16/98 12:22:24 PM To: jei1@psu.edu, jdr@c-cor.com, jmn8@psu.edu, had3@psu.edu, CTBurt@aol.com, cml@sunlink.net, sqw7@omnibus.ce.psu.edu, kkj1@email.psu.edu, tony@intelihealth.com, Neal Nathman/Dallas/Mobil-Notes, mci104@psu.edu cc: Subject: Some of these are bad....and some are repeats >>>>>What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? >>>>> A hooker can wash her old, used crack, and re-sell it! >>>>> >>>>>What do you call two lesbians on the rag? >>>>> Finger painting >>>>> >>>>>What does a blonde's right leg say too her left leg? >>>>> Nothing, they've never met before! >>>>> >>>>>Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? >>>>> He heard that the referee was blowing fowls. >>>>> >>>>>What does a redneck say after sex? >>>>> Get off Pal! You're crushing my smokes! >>>>> >>>>>What is the leading cause of death among lesbians? >>>>> Hairballs >>>>> >>>>>What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers? >>>>> Desert >>>>> >>>>>What do jello and a woman have in common? >>>>> They both wiggle when you eat them. >>>>> >>>>>What do you call a truck loaded with vibrators? >>>>> Toys for twats. >>>>> >>>>>What is a Yankee? >>>>> The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. >>>>> >>>>>What do women and condoms have in common? >>>>> They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. >>>>> >>>>>What do you call two skunks that are 69'ing? >>>>> Odor eaters. >>>>> >>>>>Why do men name their penis? >>>>> They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of >>>>> their decisions. >>>>> >>>>>What kind of bees give milk? >>>>> Boo bees. >>>>> >>>>>What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as? >>>>> Speed bumps. >>>>> >>>>>What is the difference between Olympic swimmers and Olympic divers? >>>>> Mark Spitz and Greg swallows. >>>>> >>>>>What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting? >>>>> Sticks it in Olive Oyl. >>>>> >>>>>What is the new O.J. website address? >>>>> slash slash backslash escape >>>>> >>>>>What is the new gay website address? >>>>> c : enter ¦ ¦ ¦ >>>>> >>>>>What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? >>>>> Their balls are just for decoration. >>>>> >>>>>What did the banana say to the vibrator? >>>>> What are YOU shaking for? 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