From REDCPA@Prodigy.Net Sat Dec 5 07:16 GMT 1998 Received: from pegasus2.mobil.com by laghp001.lag.mobil.com with ESMTP (1.37.109.16/16.2) id AA214165547; Sat, 5 Dec 1998 07:12:27 -0100 Return-Path: Received: from pimout3-int.prodigy.net (pimout3-ext.prodigy.net [207.115.59.211]) by pegasus2.mobil.com (8.9.1/8.9.1) with ESMTP id XAA05119 for ; Fri, 4 Dec 1998 23:56:49 -0600 (CST) From: REDCPA@Prodigy.Net Received: from unknown (NWORB104-29.splitrock.net [209.156.85.121]) by pimout3-int.prodigy.net (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id AAA60944; Sat, 5 Dec 1998 00:55:33 -0500 Message-Id: In-Reply-To: <19981203.103651.3262.3.sonbo@juno.com> References: Conversation <19981203.103651.3262.3.sonbo@juno.com> with last message <19981203.103651.3262.3.sonbo@juno.com> Priority: Normal X-Msmail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 To: "'apierce@uno.edu'" , "'cmurphy@entergy.com'" , "'ed.murphy@mail.sstar.com'" , "'jemurphy@uno.edu'" , "'racdc@uno.edu'" , "'redcpa@prodigy.net'" , "BLULEOPARD" , "Duronslet, Romain" , "Gary O'Brien" , "gladys" , "mike d" , "robert" , "Romain Duronslet" , "Shepherd" Mime-Version: 1.0 Subject: Fw: Happy Holidays !!!!! Date: Fri, 04 Dec 98 23:56:06 PST Content-Type: text/plain; charset="ISO-8859-1"; X-MAPIextension=".TXT" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Status: R Content-Length: 2036 ---------- > Date: Thursday, December 03, 1998 08:36:50 > From: sonya boone > To: Stewart; Cbhand@aol.com; 'redcpa@prodigy.net'; BLULEOPARD; dannet@p= dq.net; > morreale-parker@juno.com > Subject: Happy Holidays !!!!! > > > TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS > > T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed > He cussed out the elves and threw down his list > Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks > I have good mind to scrap the whole works > I've busted my ass for damn near a year > Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear > The old lady bitches cause I work late at night > The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight > Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids > Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS > And just when I thought that things would get better > Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter > They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny > Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money > And the kids these days - they all are the pits > They want the impossible ...Those mean little shits > I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds > Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads > I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them > They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM! > If you think that's bad...just picture this > Try holding those brats...with their pants full of piss > They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard > And if I don't smile..the parents think I'm weird > Flying through the air...dodging the trees > Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees > I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment > I'llsit on my fat ass and draw unemployment > There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason > I found me a blonde.. I'm going SOUTH for the season!! > > ___________________________________________________________________ > You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. > Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.htm= l > or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]