From justin.hirtzel@seagullenergy.com Tue May 26 13:57 GMT 1998 Received: from pegasus.mobil.com by laghp001.lag.mobil.com with ESMTP (1.37.109.16/16.2) id AA233234469; Tue, 26 May 1998 13:54:29 -0100 Return-Path: Received: from vtau.vt.mt.np.els-gms.att.net (vtau.vt.mt.np.els-gms.att.net [199.191.147.22]) by pegasus.mobil.com (8.8.8/8.8.8) with SMTP id HAA07535 for ; Tue, 26 May 1998 07:38:40 -0500 (CDT) Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 07:40:54 -0600 From: justin.hirtzel@seagullenergy.com (JUSTIN HIRTZEL) Received: from seagullen !mail.seagullenergy.com ([207.243.187.35]) by vtau.vt.mt.np.els-gms.att.net with SMTP ID 0yeIwT.0qAtLU; Tue, 26 May 1998 12:34:57 +0000 Received: from ccMail by mail.seagullenergy.com (ccMail Link to SMTP R8.00.01) id AA896186426; Tue, 26 May 98 07:40:35 -0600 Subject: Driving Her Wild To: barnhill@houston.geco-prakla.slb.com, charles.denker@hstn.pgs.com, chelette@houston.geco-prakla.slb.com, firemaj2@aol.com, gregn@aye.net, gxobrien@laghp001.lag.mobil.com, hinnant@maurice.dowell.slb.com, houston@houston.geco-prakla.slb.com, plante@houston.geco-prakla.slb.com, scott@houston.geco-prakla.slb.com, Stephen_Sautel@em.fcnbd.com, ted.bohn@waii.com, theobald@houston.geco-prakla.slb.com, tickle@houston.geco-prakla.slb.com, rick.hamrick@seagullenergy.com, duane.pierce@seagullenergy.com Message-Id: <9805268961.AA896186426@mail.seagullenergy.com> X-Mailer: ccMail Link to SMTP R8.00.01 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Status: R Content-Length: 1157 > >Driving Her Wild >Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together. >One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?" >"Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden > > > and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all >over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her >wild." Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage > > >it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!" >Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed > > >and wipe my johnson on the curtain. Drives her fucking nuts!" >""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" >College Exam >Three college boys waiting to take an anatomy exam to get into the >University of Texas Medical School. Same question for each: >"Why is a penis constructed with a knob on the end." >UCLA student: "So there's minimal strain on the man." >U of Kentucky student: "To make it more comfortable for the woman." >Texas Aggie: "To keep your hand from slipping off." >============================= >