From Extend@ix.netcom.com Tue Oct 14 01:37 GMT 1997 Received: from pegasus.mobil.com by laghp001.lag.mobil.com with ESMTP (1.37.109.16/16.2) id AA273646648; Tue, 14 Oct 1997 01:37:28 -0100 Return-Path: Received: (from daemon@localhost) by pegasus.mobil.com (Mobil-3/pegasus-4) id TAA10097 for ; Mon, 13 Oct 1997 19:44:23 -0500 From: Extend@ix.netcom.com Received: from dfw-ix6.ix.netcom.com(206.214.98.6) by pegasus via smap (V1.3) id sma010051; Mon Oct 13 19:43:22 1997 Received: (from smap@localhost) by dfw-ix6.ix.netcom.com (8.8.4/8.8.4) id TAA08608 for ; Mon, 13 Oct 1997 19:34:44 -0500 (CDT) Received: from nor-la6-15.ix.netcom.com(204.31.237.207) by dfw-ix6.ix.netcom.com via smap (V1.3) id rma008594; Mon Oct 13 19:34:24 1997 Message-Id: <3442BF2E.3AED@ix.netcom.com> Date: Mon, 13 Oct 1997 19:39:10 -0500 X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0C-NC320 (Win95; I) Mime-Version: 1.0 To: gxobrien@laghp001.lag.mobil.com Subject: [Fwd: HUM: Newborn Baby (**1/2)] Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Status: R Content-Length: 3279 Return-Path: Received: from tile.net (lyris.com [207.105.6.87]) by ixmail6.ix.netcom.com (8.7.5/SMI-4.1/Netcom) id UAA06835; Fri, 10 Oct 1997 20:42:31 -0700 (PDT) Received: from 199.84.54.18 by lyris.com (Lyris SMTP service) ; 10 Oct 97 18:59:46 PDT7 for Received: (qmail 1395 invoked from network); 11 Oct 1997 02:07:05 -0000 Received: from newtower2-711.resnet.drexel.edu (HELO ?144.118.249.52?) (144.118.249.52) by conductor.synapse.net with SMTP; 11 Oct 1997 02:07:05 -0000 X-Sender: oracle@pop.synapse.net Message-Id: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Date: Fri, 10 Oct 1997 19:01:45 To: "Oracle Service Humor Mailing List" From: "Oracle Service Humor Mailing List" Subject: HUM: Newborn Baby (**1/2) Reply-To: "Oracle Service Humor Mailing List" Sender: oracle-humor-admin@lyris.net Precedence: bulk X-Lyris-To: [extend@ix.netcom.com] X-Lyris-MemberID: 48328 X-Lyris-MessageID: 11605 QUICK NOTE: I sent out a message to the list about the list coming online again, but I jumped the gun. About 8000-9000 subscribers didn't get the message. To summarize the contents, we're in a new home (Lyris) that is better than ever for the list. We'll be sending messages telling you about some of the improvements to the list and Web site over the next few weeks - you'll really like what you hear. Newborn Baby ============== An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!" Submitted by: FrumEulb @ aol.com \\|// (o o) ORACLE SERVICE HUMOR MAILING LIST ------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo----------------------------------------------- HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE? It's free! Just send a message to oracle-list-subscribe@lyris.oraclehumor.com WHERE DO I SEND JOKES? jokes@oraclehumor.com WHERE'S THE WEBSITE? http://oraclehumor.com LEGAL STUFF: Wallaby Solutions runs this piece as submitted and does not claim to own any copyright privileges to it. The work was submitted to us as an item for the mailing list, and it was posted solely on the basis of its quality. If this is an administrative posting, then follow any copyright guidelines noted on the posting. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This message came to you via Lyris list server software. http://lyris.com To unsubscribe, forward this message to oracle-humor-unsubscribe@lyris.oraclehumor.com [extend@ix.netcom.com] ------------------------------------------------------------------------