From justin.hirtzel@seagullenergy.com Fri Aug 14 14:30 GMT 1998 Received: from pegasus2.mobil.com by laghp001.lag.mobil.com with ESMTP (1.37.109.16/16.2) id AA032208565; Fri, 14 Aug 1998 14:29:25 -0100 Return-Path: Received: from vtau.vt.mt.np.els-gms.att.net (vtau.vt.mt.np.els-gms.att.net [199.191.147.22]) by pegasus2.mobil.com with SMTPœ id IAA26167 for ; Fri, 14 Aug 1998 08:23:32 -0500 (CDT) Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 08:22:57 -0600 From: justin.hirtzel@seagullenergy.com (JUSTIN HIRTZEL) Received: from seagullen (mail.seagullenergy.com [207.243.187.35]) by vtau.vt.mt.np.els-gms.att.net with SMTP ID 0z7Jku.41FSUq; Fri, 14 Aug 1998 13:18:56 +0000 Received: from ccMail by mail.seagullenergy.com (ccMail Link to SMTP R8.00.01) id AA903100975; Fri, 14 Aug 98 08:23:00 -0600 Subject: The Patch... To: gxobrien@laghp001.lag.mobil.com, Jenniferhirtzel@Caretenders.com, scott@houston.geco-prakla.slb.com, houston@houston.geco-prakla.slb.com Message-Id: <9808149031.AA903100975@mail.seagullenergy.com> X-Mailer: ccMail Link to SMTP R8.00.01 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Status: RO Content-Length: 1180 Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple > of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, > it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here > beers!!" > "Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin, > peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles > under the seat." > > "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl. > Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and > each put a label on their forehead. > > When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been > drinkin'?" > "No, sir," said Earl. "We're on the patch!" >> -- Spam buster alert!!!! To reply remove the -a from my address above or click on the link below! If you or if you know someone that would like to be on my sporadic joke mailing list, have them email me here at mailto:bjriggs@icx.net and request to be added. The request MUST come from the person desiring the jokes. Jokes are a mixture of cute to very adult. To be removed..just ask.. it is that simple. ICQ# 8563913 AOL IM MarkoTn