From Scott mackinnon on 04/23/99 02:12:05 PM To: marie_dunn@hstn.pgs.com, Gary Obrien/C/Africa/Mobil-Notes, justintx@hotmail.com, hinnant@maurice.dowell.slb.com, taaffam@juno.com, cerda@houston.geco-prakla.slb.com cc: Subject: Fwd: >Date: Thu, 22 Apr 1999 17:08:16 -0700 (PDT) >From: Robert Hetrick >To: bobby hetrick >Cc: Doug Swede , mike Thomas , > sylvia Thomas , Deborah Uyselt , > lynn wilson , Nancy Miller , > Vern Oakes , M P , > Elise Reichback , Ellen Richardson , > Veronica Smith , Marina Sosa , > Lynn Strype , Don Henry , > Susan Herrington , > A Hetrick , Larry Karisny , > Ellie Keller , Laurel laurel , > Jackie Lyons , Kelly M , > Scott MacKinnon , > shelley Ahtila , John Burns , > Amy Cassaday , c d , > L DeLaney , david doering , > J Fetter , John Harvey > > >> How do crazy people go through the forest? >> They take the psycho path. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> How do you get holy water? >> Boil the hell out of it. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? >> "Dam". >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? >> Polaroids. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What do prisoners use to call each other? >> Cell phones. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? >> National Dyslexics Association. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? >> A stick. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What do you call cheese that isn't yours? >> Nacho Cheese. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What do you call Santa's helpers? >> Subordinate Clauses. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? >> Quatro sinko. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What do you get from a pampered cow? >> Spoiled milk. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? >> Frostbite. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a >> tree would kill you? >> A pool table. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What is a zebra? >> 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? >> A nervous wreck. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal >> thermometer? >> The taste. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? >> Anyone can roast beef. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> Where do you find a no legged dog? >> Right where you left him. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> Where do you get virgin wool from? >> Ugly sheep. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> Why do bagpipers walk when they play? >> They're trying to get away from the noise. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> Why do gorillas have big nostrils? >> Because they have big fingers. >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? >> Sanka.