From justin.hirtzel@seagullenergy.com Thu Apr 23 16:15 GMT 1998 Received: from gallows.mobil.com by laghp001.lag.mobil.com with ESMTP (1.37.109.16/16.2) id AA094881736; Thu, 23 Apr 1998 16:15:36 -0100 From: justin.hirtzel@seagullenergy.com Return-Path: Received: by gallows.mobil.com; id KAA15058; Thu, 23 Apr 1998 10:25:54 -0500 (CDT) Received: from dmau.dm.br.np.els-gms.att.net(199.191.128.107) by gallows.mobil.com via smap (3.2) id xmaa15007; Thu, 23 Apr 98 10:25:49 -0500 Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 09:54:19 -0600 Received: from seagullen !mail.seagullenergy.com ([207.243.187.35]) by dmau.dm.br.np.els-gms.att.net with SMTP ID 0ySNKE.0z2rA0; Thu, 23 Apr 1998 14:50:10 +0000 Received: from ccMail by mail.seagullenergy.com (ccMail Link to SMTP R8.00.01) id AA893343249; Thu, 23 Apr 98 09:54:13 -0600 To: Jenniferhirtzel@Caretenders.com, rohrel@cenmarine.com, gxobrien@laghp001.lag.mobil.com, scott@houston.geco-prakla.slb.com, houston@houston.geco-prakla.slb.com Message-Id: <9804238933.AA893343249@mail.seagullenergy.com> X-Mailer: ccMail Link to SMTP R8.00.01 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Status: R Content-Length: 1626 One day Mr. Jones went to talk with the Minister of his Church. > > "Reverend," he said, "I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep > during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" > > "I have an idea," said the Minister. "Take this pin with you. I'll > be able to tell when she's falling asleep, and I will motion to you. > When I do, you give her a good poke in the leg with the pin." > > In Church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing > this,the preacher put his plan to work. > > "...And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, motioning > to Mr. Jones. > > "Jesus!" cried Mrs. Jones as her husband jabbed her in the leg with > the pin. > > "Yes, you are right, Mrs. Jones," said the Minister. > > Soon, Mrs. Jones nodded off again. Again, the Minister noticed her > dozing. > > "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning toward > Mr. Jones. > > "God!" cried Mrs. Jones as she was again stuck with the pin. > > "Right again, Mrs. Jones," said the Minister, smiling and continuing > with his sermon. > > Before long, Mrs. Jones dozed off again. However, this time the > Minister didn't notice as he picked up the tempo of his sermon. > > Finally he made a motion that Mr. Jones mistook as the signal to wake > his wife. > > He was just sticking her with the pin when the Minister asked, "...And > what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" > > "Mrs. Jones shrieked, "You stick that damned thing in me one more > time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass!"